emma and i were walking down one of the steepest blocks on hyde (between larkin & polk). there was a young, skinny blonde wearing 4" heels, carefully inching her way down the street, carrying 3 bags of groceries and a case of diet cokes. every 4-5 steps, she would stop, kneel, readjust her bags, toss her hair and fix her heels. poor thing. we felt bad for her - but whatever, who wears heels to run errands? tory burch makes cute flats.
an older guy in a silver mercedes convertible drives up the hill towards us. "i bet he's going to stop and hit on her," i said to emma. HA, was i right. the silver fox makes a quick u-turn, pulls over, gets out of his car and grabs the diet coke and bags from her. "where do you live, i'll take you home." [enter cheesy porn music here?] she blushes, is speechless, and follows him to his car...
IMPRESSIVE, from both sides. hope you learned a trick or two, boys and girls!
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